Welcome to my new shop!

So... Trying something new here. I have been with Etsy since 2014. It has treated me well... sorta...

The great thing about Etsy is that people can randomly discover my shop by searching "I hate everyone" or "no fuck bois" into the search bar and finding my Needy By Nature patch. However the fund of flesh they are taking from me is becoming increasingly more cumbersome. So let's see what happens here, shall we? I will still keep my Etsy shop (for now) for my handmade patches which range from $5-$700, but this shop will (again... for now) have all my machined designs for sale.

A little about me.

I like to stitch. I like to sew. I have made a bajillion handmade patches and even though I have stabbed myself with more needles than I care to admit, I enjoy the break from touching a screen or a keyboard... Kinda like right now. Typing this is agony and setting this shop up has been soul sucking.

If you want to kept up to date with sales, promos, etc. sign up with your email address. I can PROMISE you one thing for sure, you will NOT be inundated with a million emails. I would have no idea how to do that anyway and let's be honest, my lazy ass will forget. BUT... I will send out deals. So leave your email below!

If you have read this far, that's pretty impressive. I am writing it and I'm already bored... I think I'll get back to stitching.